Battle!

Hey, kids, here's a video, "Battle!" featuring such all-eternal awe-inspirers as Mildstone, The Tune Trotters, Disputed, Tarcus, Angel (with Punky Meadows, of course), Backroads, William Penn And His Pals, The Lively Ones, Captain Jack, The Regents, The Four Frantics, the super-funky Wayne Cochran ('thout even a single C.C. Rider! Yet he's funky still!), The Charmels, Stryper, The Wild Wild Rogues, Slade, The Pharoahs, Off The Wall (appearing Sunday AND Monday), and the original Daughters of Eve. Among others, who shall remain nameless. Which is the worst fate that can befall a band, actually. Well, one of the worst fates. That and everybody drinking too many beers right before the show and then having to hold the bass away from your crotch so you don't explode with like the whole audience watching. Or having your parents insist on coming to watch and then they stand right up front and point at you and stuff. Or having all the girls you invited to see you triumph actually show up and start talking to each other about who invited them.